Categories
31 Days Of Halloween Movies Quotes

HalloweenTown

Categories
31 Days Of Halloween Quotes

One of my favorites…

Categories
31 Days Of Halloween Horror Quotes

It Smells Like October


2020-10-31T14:32:00

  days

  hours  minutes  seconds

until

👻 Samhain / Halloween 🎃


How you can help…

Caffeine has been a big part of this bloody blog for the past seven years. You can help me keep kicking out AD FREE content by making a small donation, or buying me a cup of coffee ☕ Every penny helps, and is greatly appreciated!

5.00 $

Categories
Anthologies book discussions Book Reviews Horror horrotica

Mashed : The Culinary Delights of Twisted Erotic Horror

Intended for mature audiences.

This book isn’t for everyone, if you’re easily offended or closed-minded skip this, but if you like your horror stories to leave you steam rising off your skin you should grab your copy today!

Scoop Up MASHED on Amazon

This book is ONLY for the TWISTED!

MASHED is what happens when your favorite cooking show falls into The Twilight Zone! Add a pinch of sex, a dash of humor and a whole lotta horror and you’ve got a recipe for the most TWISTED Anthology out there!

The 17 Sensually Sinister Stories include –

A Woman’s Corn – Two clandestine lovers with more secrets than either of them knew, brings about a special witches brew while the devil stews.
By J. Donnait

Charlies Chunky Munching Meat – A tale of obsession over a certain pink meat, gone too far.
By Stephen McQuiggan

Halloween Nosh – Two old-world vampires celebrating their love during the holidays with a special feast in the dungeon.
By Brandon Ketchum

Biscuit : A Love Story – A baker’s dreams destroyed by a homeless man with unnatural hungers, leads to super-natural revenge.
By Grivante

Burnt Scrambled Eggs – What happens when your succubus lover stays over for breakfast?
By Devon Widmer

The Disagreeable Dinner – Ever eaten a bad meal? Not like this one. Join us for this strange and hilarious case of food poisoning
By Mark Daponte

Sugar – Honey is sweet, but when a potential sugar daddy turns out to be one of her high school teachers, a night of planned BDSM fun ends in a most unsavory of ways.
By Darla Dimmelle

The Henry Problem – Fruit as an aphrodisiac, exorcisms for dummies? All that and more!
By John Grey

Nibble, Nibble, My Wolf – It’s all the rage to reimagine fairy tales these days and this story gets it right in the most beautifully twisted and erotic way.
By J.L. Boekestein

The Wrath of the Buttery Bastard Taters – GMO’s are out of hand. A couples romantic dinner turns into a nightmare when their frankenfood decides to eat them instead.
By Alex Colvin

Sauce – When cooking lessons lead to a new fetish, narcissistic Bart, takes self-satisfaction to a new level.
By Steven Carr

The Care and Feeding of your Personal Demon – Be careful what you wish for. Sometimes, asking for a little help from down below can come with a lifetime of demented and hilarious torment.
By Maxine Kollar

P.A.C.D. The Kitchen of Tomorrow, Today! – Advancements in technology are often quickly perverted for sexual experimentation. Find out what happens when a couple’s cooling romance heats back up with a new kitchen appliance.
By R.A. Goli

Arabica – Do you like coffee? Maybe a little too much? Here’s a tale of a woman using BDSM aversion therapy to overcome her caffeine addiction.
By Cobalt Jade

Toilet Manners – Marital impropriety leads to the strangest meal of a man’s life after a visit to a glory hole inside a fancy french restaurant.
By Eddie Generous

The Stray – Is the story of a man’s lifelong dedication to helping strays. But, what happens when one gets a little upset when he announces he is moving away.
By Calypso Kane

The Old Man in the Suit – Voodoo and baked goods outside a lesbian bar during Mardi Gras.
By Nicholas Paschall

I need to check out more work from all the authors included in MASHED!

While I loved just about every story here, I think that my top 5 stand-outs are…
1.) “P.A.C.D. THE KITCHEN OF TOMORROW, TODAY!” By R.A. Goli
2.) “BISCUIT: A LOVE STORY” By Grivante
3.) “THE CARE & FEEDING OF YOUR PERSONAL DEMON” By Maxine Kollar
4.) “THE STRAY” By Calypso Kane
And #5 is a tie between “SAUCE” By Steve Carr, and “THE DISAGREEABLE DINNER” By Mark Daponte

Pick up your copy of Mashed : The Culinary Delights of Twisted Erotic Horror on Amazon… then dig in and enjoy the dark depravity!

Have you read this one already? Which one was your favorite? Until next time, loves… stay safe, and stay scary – not scared!

P, L & N💋

~sg

Categories
Anthologies Book Reviews Horror

HOO-DOO COUNTY HORRORS by Jonathan Moon

‘I made this place and filled it with all these monsters…’

Hoo-Doo County is a fictional high mountain county horror author Jonathan Moon uses often as a setting for his dark and beautiful stories. Containing both new stories and rewritten classics from Mr. Moon this is the first collection of shorts in the series. This set includes the stories The Full Moon Express, Roadside Crosses, Witch Hunt Sunrise, and Parched. Also, includes a small chapter about the stories from Mr. Moon himself.

HooDooCountyHorrors1

I’ve gotten used to visiting fictional towns like Walker’s Woods, and Castle Rock, but I wasn’t prepared to enter Hoo-Doo County. In the synopsis, the author says “I made this place and filled it with all these monsters…”, and I knew it was a place I had to visit.
The four tales in this anthology are The Full Moon Express, Witch Hunt Sunrise, Roadside Crosses, and Parched. Werewolves, witches, ghosts, vampires all lurk in Hoo-Doo County – and they’re waiting for you to come and visit.
As soon as I finished, I immediately dove into Hoo-Doo County Horrors Volume 2, (review to come). I just found out that there is a Volume 3 ready and waiting for me, and I’ve been due for another vacation…

Hoo-Doo County Horrors on Amazon
Hoo-Doo County Horrors on Goodreads
Hoo-Doo County Horrors on Library Thing
Hoo-Doo County Horrors on Shelfari

You can find Jonathan Moon on his website – Monkey Faced Demon, as well as Amazon, Goodreads, Facebook, and Twitter.

Categories
BBB Exclusive Horror Music TV Video

AHS: Lauren O’Connell’s “HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN”

bbbdb1e97611025cc680dc74cfdf61d9

American Horror Story has introduced me to voices and music that I might have never found on my own. Florence and the Machine is the band that does the AHS theme, and they’ve done a lot of the songs you hear in the background of both seasons one & two.
Hannah Peel is the owner of that haunting voice you heard in some select AHS promos and trailers. That version of Tainted Love that got under your skin, (in a good way), that was Hannah Peel and only a music box! You’ve heard that, right? Here…

See! Didn’t I tell you? Now, add that voice behind a montage of ‘Tate & Violet’ moments… you’ll be queuing up Netflix just to see “I’ll wait forever if I have to…” Awww… tear…

This season, wow.
It hasn’t even begun, but I heard a short clip and started searching!!
House Of The Rising Sun is an awesome song to begin with, but I thought I’d heard my all time favorite cover (of any song) when I listened to Walking Dead’s version. (Long before the AMC zombie series, there was a band named Walking Dead. Never made it big, but I loved them ((nothing to do with my crush on the bass player, I swear)). If I ever talk to ‘said bass player’ again, I’ll try to get you a copy.)
Enough of my ramblings… I’d love it if you listened to this cover. Lauren O’Connell has a voice that you’ll never forget. I’ve subscribed to her YouTube channel, she has a lot of quality material. Check her out!

DON’T FORGET, SEASON THREE OF AMERICAN HORROR STORY BEGINS –
October 9th on FX at 10:00 p.m.

AHS S1, S2, & S3
AHS S1, S2, & S3