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I Noped Out On Today’s Plans Pretty Quick. It’s Hot Outside!

Does anyone else have a hard time reading while laying in the sun?
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#ReaderProblems

19 Pictures That Accurately Describe What It’s Like To Finish A Book: Originally posted by Mathew Guiver on Buzzfeed Books ~ 10/ 20/15

1. THE PAIN!

THE PAIN!

2. The struggle.

The struggle.

3. It’s a bittersweet feeling.

It's a bittersweet feeling.

4. So many emotions…

So many emotions...

5. Literally THE WORST kind of hangover.

Literally THE WORST kind of hangover.

6. The best recommendation EVER!

The best recommendation EVER!

7. Autocorrect knows.

Autocorrect knows.

8. Non-readers just don’t get it.

Non-readers just don't get it.

9. The outpouring of emotions.

The outpouring of emotions.

10. It can be too much!

It can be too much!

11. Goddamn overwhelming.

Goddamn overwhelming.

12. What book lover hasn’t had a text exchange like this?

What book lover hasn't had a text exchange like this?

13. The red section should probably be bigger, right?

The red section should probably be bigger, right?

14. Missed, but NEVER FORGOTTEN!

Missed, but NEVER FORGOTTEN!

15. This.

This.

16. An ~endless~ cycle.

An ~endless~ cycle.

17. It might take while to get into the next one.

It might take while to get into the next one.

18. But inevitably you’ll be right back to this:

But inevitably you'll be right back to this:

19. TRUTH!

TRUTH!

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Humor

Books that make you go… WTF!?

From orgasms to official documents, with a little help from the internet – you can fake just about anything these days. Photo-Shopped covers of popular and classic books can be hilarious. I’ve had numerous posts dedicated to screwing with books, and have often wished that the parodies were real things.

If BREAKING BAD was a Little Golden children's book.
If BREAKING BAD was a Little Golden book.

This time – the books posted are the real deal.
This time – I wish a few were just parodies!

What’s the most bizarre book you’ve ran across?
Leave me a comment, with a link, and I’ll edit it in!

BUY THIS BOOK: Identifying Wood by R. Bruce Hoadley

Yep, that's wood alright!
Yep, that’s wood alright!

BUY THIS BOOK: Still Stripping After 25 Years by Eleanor Burns

It's time to retire, honey!
It’s time to retire, honey!

BUY THIS BOOK: Natural Harvest by Paul Photenhauer
Visit this book’s Amazon page and read the CUSTOMER REVIEWS !

Enough information for an entire book?  OK, ew.
Enough information for an entire book? OK, ew.

BUY THIS BOOK: That’s What She Said by Rayna Green

CollegeHumor stands by this one being real.
I need this book to keep at work.

BUY THIS BOOK: Why Black People Tend To Shout by Ralph Wiley

Who is Ralph Wiley?
Ermm… O.o

BUY THIS BOOK: How to Fix Damn Near Everything by Franklynn Peterson

This is the best use of a HOW-TO book ever.
This is the best use of a HOW-TO book ever.

BUY THIS BOOK: Girl, Get that Child Support by Cathy Middleton Esq.

This one pisses me off.
This one pisses me off a bit. Synopsis: GET HIS MONEY BEFORE HIS OTHER BABY MAMA DOES! Prove he’s the father of your baby, Increase in your current award, Get money from an unemployed baby daddy, Get more money from him along with your child support award!

BUY THIS BOOK: So far, no luck in finding this to buy. I’ve tracked down the picture of a person, Wm Jas’, holding the book for a picture – proof that it does exist.

Book Two Coming Soon - Why Do Gay People Gay?  #EngrishTransrationFail
Book Two Coming Soon – Why Do Gay People Gay?
#EngrishTransrationFail

BUY THIS BOOK: Dressed Up For Murder by Gary Brandner

Don't dress for the job you HAVE - Dress for the job you WANT!
Don’t dress for the job you HAVE – Dress for the job you WANT!

BUY THIS BOOK: Cooking with Poo by Saiyuud Diwong

Isn't poo harvested naturally?
Isn’t poo harvested naturally?

BUY THIS BOOK: 48 Shades of Brown by Nick Earls

Missed it my this much.
Missed it my this much.

BUY THIS BOOK: Images You Should Not Masturbate To by Johnson & Hibbert

You're not the boss of me, book!
You’re not the boss of me, book!

BUY THIS BOOK: How to Read a Book by Mortimer J. Adler
BUY THIS BOOK: How to Read and Why by Harold Bloom

Does the cover price include the author coming home to read it to me?
Does the cover price include the author coming home to read it to me?