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#coronageddon #ExtremeQuarantining #SelfIsolationShenanigans Horror Shenanigans

Desperate times…

Does Jason shit in the woods? I’m sure that if he does, he’s using a rabbit, not Charmin! 😆 (Please forgive me – that was the first dirty joke my dad ever told me. You know… A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods…)

In case the world needs to know these things… I’m officially ready to see Halloween stuff… Everywhere. So, ok world, if you could get on that…

P, L & N 💘

SG


2020-10-31T14:32:00

  days

  hours  minutes  seconds

until

👻 Samhain / Halloween 🎃

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#coronageddon #ExtremeQuarantining Shenanigans

Mike Ness is a Genius

If you’ve been here for any length of time you already know that I’m still a huge fan of Social D./Mike Ness. And, if you know know me, you’ll know that there hasn’t been one day in the past thirty years that I haven’t been planning for our inevitable Kidnapper/Victim life together.

We (The Dark Defender and myself) had our t-shirts for over a month before we realized – (he found out and told me… can’t leave that out!) – that Mike Ness is actually the big brain behind ‘Social Distancing Skelly‘! Dontcha just love ‘im?! You don’t have to be at my psychotic level of FanGirl to appreciate it.

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Aren’t these great?! The spoof of the Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell album title is a new shirt.

I wonder how long it will be before he suggests we add masks to our tattoos!! 🤣

So… how’s your quarantine?

P, L & N 💋

SG

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American Horror Story Dark Humor Shenanigans

Lightening Round -Answer in the comments 😝

The Dark Defender chimed in with his answer… “OMG, GET IT OFF ME!!” 😝

G’night xxoo

P, L & N 💋

~sg

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Audio Dark Humor Family Horror Humor Music Random Funny Shit Shenanigans Video

“LEATHERFACE – “SAWIN’ YOU APART” (ACHY BREAKY HEART PARODY)”

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book discussions Humor Satire Shenanigans

Keeping Your Sanity When Dealing With Bad Reviews

REACTING TO BAD REVIEWS ~

Tips and Tricks from SG

You just read a very negative review of your work on a popular website – now what? 

– First things first –  react immediately.
Drink. Heavily, if need be.
Shop. Buying something expensive helps.
– Anonymously mail a dead fish to the reviewer who spoke such blasphemy against your book.
Respond to their review, explaining why they are an ignorant douche-bag.
Make them retract the review. Some ways include coercion, extortion, blackmail, kidnapping, and torture…
Review them.
Print out your bad reviews, then burn them. Or wallpaper your office – for motivation.
Post reviewer’s address online, and encourage your fans to mail them …

THIS is how some horror authors handle bad reviews from worse reviewers…

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Comment and tell us YOUR coping skills!

Borrowed from Ways Authors to Handle Bad Reviews Originally posted on INDIE AUTHOR NEWS 3/15/15 

I’ve never done this before, but this post is dedicated to Sea Caummisar and [Her] My #1 Fan.

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Horror Humor Shenanigans

Happy… 🐇

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I’ll Kill You That Way

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BBB Exclusive celebration Horror Humor Shenanigans

Five Years of Horror and Humor!

 

🎆 👻 Happy Anniversary with WordPress! 👻 🎆

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Shadow Girl started with WordPress 5 years ago.
Thanks for flying with us. Keep up the good blogging

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PicArt / PicEdit Shenanigans

Stop running! Where are you going?

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Grammatical Sabbatical Humor Shenanigans

#Grammared