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Social Distancing and Life Goals

I left the house the other day for the first time in IDK how long, and I was primed like this every time I saw a shadow. Social anxiety, who me?

Credit where credit is due, Wrath James White shared this on Facebook.
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Just Do It! And kwitcherbitchin!
Last one, and it’s going out to my old friend Rhonda Payne Hud..shit, how do you spell that…
Stay safe you guys!! xxoo

P, L & N💋

~sg

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Lightening Round -Answer in the comments 😝

The Dark Defender chimed in with his answer… “OMG, GET IT OFF ME!!” 😝

G’night xxoo

P, L & N 💋

~sg

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“LEATHERFACE – “SAWIN’ YOU APART” (ACHY BREAKY HEART PARODY)”

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Marsha’s Morbid Museum Of Macabre – coming soon from Sea Caummisar

From The Dark Mind Of Sea Caummisar – 

‘Marsha’s Morbid Museum Of Macabre’

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Release Date August 14, 2020 – Preorder Now

Warning: This isn’t a very bloody book, however there are a couple scenes that deal with animals. If you have any sort of animal sensitivity…. this might not be the book for you. You’ve been warned!

Marsha’s fascination with displaying corpses in her home started in an innocent fashion.

Now, bored with her wealth, she has found that she enjoys fusing human bodies and animals together.

When her loyal maid, Sylvia, stumbles upon her secret, how will she react?

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How do you imagine Mila?

People who have hired help surrounding them eventually begin to not think of them – at all. They are merely a tool, an object in the background – not a human being, not a friend, and most definitely not something to be worried about.
This is how Sylvia is seen by her whiny, and overly demanding boss. She is disrespected by Marsha daily, yet dismissed as nothing to be concerned about. Not even when Sylvia is tasked to take care of the east wing, and Marsha’s special collection.

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Beauty is in the eye of the creator.

Eventually Sylvia begins to believe that with her knowledge she has the upper hand, and the power struggle begins!
Who will emerge the victor, the boss, the HBIC (Head Bitch In Charge)? Well, the title isn’t ‘Sylvia’s Sinister Salon of Sin’, is it?

Don’t miss the other items on display in the museum… Preorder your copy today!

You can connect with Sea Caummisar, and stalk the author’s pages  – at your own risk – on Facebook, Goodreads, Twitter, and email.

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Self Isolation

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Fan-Girling Like A Boss: A How To Guide To Chosing Your Stalker Style

Whether you’re fan-girling over authors, books, characters, or movies… Never forget these words –

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1. Casual Fangirl

This [book/author/show] is pretty good. You’re definitely going to need the sequel. They are talented, attractive individuals.

Actually, this show is excellent. Is there fanfiction? You won't leave the cast photo as your screensaver for that long ... you needed a new one anyway.

2. Fangirl Lite

Actually, this [book/author/show] is excellent. Show me the cover! I need a new screensaver.

Yes, you've watched the trailer ten times just to make sure you caught all the subtext. And maybe occasionally paused on close-ups of the leads' faces -- just to see what their facial expressions said about the plot. But you're not going to tell anyone about it.

3. Self-Aware Fangirl

Leveling UpYes, you’ve read the synopsis ten times just to make sure you caught all the subtext. And maybe occasionally looked at a close-up of the author’s face — just to see what their facial expressions said about the plot. But you’re not going to tell anyone about it.

You just need a T-shirt with that one quote on it. And maybe a sticker of your favorite character. And an exact replica of that ring they found in that one episode.

4. Collector Fangirl

You just need a T-shirt with that one quote on it. And maybe a sticker of your favorite character. And an exact replica of that thing they found in that one chapter.

The next movie in the series came out, and you read that the actors are trying not to laugh at an inside joke in the last scene. And when the lead actress pointed in the first scene what did she really mean? Maybe you should talk about something else.

5. Fangirl Denial

The next book in the series came out, and you read that the author is trying not to spoil at an Easter egg in the one scene. And when the main character did that thing in the first chapter – what did she really mean? Maybe you should talk about something else for a while.

You know your friends are sick of hearing about your fandom. You know you should talk about something else, but the feels are too overwhelming. You have to share them with someone. Anyone.

6. Fangirl Submission

You know your friends are sick of hearing about your fandom. You know you should talk about something else, but the feels are too overwhelming. You have to share them with someone. Anyone.

The story is just so perfect: the lines, and the way the characters say the lines with their mouths and their voices. How is anyone talking about anything else?!

7. Overtaken Fangirl

The story is just so perfect: the lines, and the way the characters say the lines with their mouths.  How is anyone talking about anythig else?!

You realize you've been a bit obsessive and you feel it's time to apologize to your non-fandom friends for trying to drag them into it.

8. Apologetic Fangirl

You realize you’ve been a bit obsessive and you feel it’s time to apologize to your non-fandom friends for trying to drag them into it.

You discover message boards and fanblogs. There is a whole slew of people just like you. Suddenly, you are obsessing over your Facebook friend list labeled

9. Fangirl Community

You discover message boards and fanblogs. There is a whole slew of people just like you. Suddenly, you are obsessing over your Facebook friend list labeled “People Who Get It.”

After watching that one scene for the hundredth time, the line repeated two seasons later totally makes sense! Did anyone else catch how the lead said

10. Analytic Fangirl

After re-reading that one scene for the hundredth time, the line repeated two books later totally makes sense! Did anyone else catch how the lead said “hey” to his lady friend? They are so in love. Everything makes sense.

This is a level many will skip, as fandoms are supposed to support the community. But if someone doesn't know the name of the restaurant in episode 203? Judging you.

11. Judgmental Fangirl

This is a level many will skip, as fandoms are supposed to support the community. But if someone doesn’t know the name of the restaurant in chapter 7? Screw you!

EVERYTHING IS FANDOM AND EVERYTHING HURTS AND CAPLOCKS ARE THE ONLY WAY TO PROPERLY EXPRESS ALL YOUR EMOTIONS.

12. Raging Fangirl

EVERYTHING IS FANDOM AND EVERYTHING HURTS AND CAPLOCKS ARE THE ONLY WAY TO PROPERLY EXPRESS ALL YOUR EMOTIONS.

Your fandom is the best fandom. Your characters are the best characters. You are not interested in hearing from anyone who disagrees.

13. Unapologetic Fangirl

Your fandom is the best fandom. Your characters are the best characters. You are not interested in hearing from anyone who disagrees.

Completely obsessing over a piece of pop culture can be tiresome, and sometimes you just need a break. Unfortunately that's not going to happen, because there are GIFs to be made and fan art to be drawn.

14. Fangirl Exhaustion

Completely obsessing over a piece of pop culture can be tiresome, and sometimes you just need a break. Unfortunately that’s not going to happen, because there are GIFs to be made and fan art to be drawn.

Whatever style you choose, it’s OK. No wrong answers!

I appreciate your devotion, I stand-by & support you. 

Just keep repeating these words…

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What’s your #StalkerStyle? Post in the comments below – a judge-free zone.

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I’ll Kill You That Way

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☃️ Who needs cookies & milk when you have flies & blood☃️

 

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Celebrating Moms Everywhere!

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Have a KILLER weekend!