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Celebrating National Metal Day!

Heavy Metal & Horror – A Match Made For Screaming!

Celebrating National Metal Day by watching horror movies is easy. It’s FUN, but the hardest part will be deciding what movie to watch FIRST. If you’re in a state where you’re still strongly encouraged to stay self-isolated, picking up a book and getting lost in a blend of music & madness sounds much more appealing! But – what to read? Here are a few choices…


We’ll be celebrating doubly hard since The Dark Defender & I Joined Forces nine years ago today.

Joined Forces 11/11/11

If you don’t already have THE SCREAM by John Skipp & Craig Spector then this is the book you should pick up and start reading today. It’s HORROR. It’s SPLATTERPUNK. It’s ROCK AND ROLL.

Rock ‚Äėn‚Äô Roll. Hell. Two great tastes that taste great together. Long before Elvis gyrated on the Sullivan Show or the Beatles toiled the smoky red-light bars of Hamburg, music has been sowing the seeds of liberation. Or damnation. With each new generation the edge of rebellion pushed farther. Rhythms quickened. Volume increased. Lyrics coarsened. The rules continued to be broken, until it seemed that there were no rules at all.
And as waves of teens cranked it up and poured it on, parents built walls of accusation to explain their offspring’s seeming corruption. Sex and drugs, demon worship and violence are the effects. Music is the cause. Or so the self-styled guardians of morality would have us believe.
Meet The Scream. Just your average everyday mega-cult band. Their music is otherworldly. Their words are disturbing. Their message is unholy. Their fans are legion. And they’re not kidding. They’re killing. Themselves. Each other. Everyone. Their gospel screams from the lips of babes. Their backbeat has a body count. And their encore is just the warm-up act to madness beyond belief.
It emerged from a war-torn jungle, where insanity was just another word for survival. It arrived in America with an insatiable lust for power and the means to fulfill it. In the amplified roar of arena applause there beats the heart of absolute darkness
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As your punk rock horror hostess in this event, I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to show you this ‘battle’ anthology!

‚ÄĘ Thirteen Rounds. ‚ÄĘ Twenty Six Stories. ‚ÄĘ No Holds Barred.

Grab your guitars, turn the volume to eleven, and launch yourself into a world where heavy music rules over all!

Your teammates we will include 13 of these authors as you battle head to head for the Ultimate Title! David Owain Huges, Michelle Garza and Melissa Lawson – The Sisters of Slaughter, James H. Longmire, Dani Brown, Robert Holy, Andrew Freudenberg, Easel Pratt, Kitty Kane, Sebastian Crow, J.L. Lane, G.H. Finn, Jason Morton, Brian Barr, Michael Noe, Jim Richardson, Seth Moore, R.E. Lyons, Toneye Tyenot, William Bradley, John P. Collins Jr., Lucretia Stanhope, Brian Glossup, K. Trap Jones, Michael Fischer, and Jim Golforth.


I love the vibe happening right now, so the 3rd place tie between THE RITUAL by Adam Neville and SHOCK ROCK edited by Jeff Gelb has just been broken! ROCK AND ROLL IS HERE TO SLAY …

The stars of shock fiction know what metalheads & moralists, punksters & preachers have known all along. Rock and roll. With its hot licks and raw glitter, has a dark side too – where the party stops and the terror begins.

Put on your headphones. Open this electrifying book. Rock to the world of horror where martyred musical super-legends return from the dead at 120 decibels… where radio stations sponsor ghastly giveaways that no living soul could want … where other-earthly pirates bootleg not records, but human souls… where people are strange … and the devil rocks all night.

THE NEW SOUND OF HORROR comes from Stephen King, F. Paul Wilson, David J. Schow, Nancy A. Collins, Ronald Kelly, Don D’Ammassa, Graham Masterton, Paul Dale Anderson, Michael E. Garrett, Brian J. Hodge, R Patrick Gates, Rex Miller, Bill Mumy & Peter David,R Richard Christian Matheson, Michael Newton, Mark Verheiden, Ray Garton, John L. Byrne, Thomas Tessier, and John Shirley.

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Extreme Horror Horror horrotica New Release splatterpunk

Hot Off The Presses!

MAGGOT GIRL

Episode 1: A Maggoty Metamorphosis

Maggot Girl is sick, violent and dangerous.

She leaves a trail of brutal pornographic perversion in her wake. Add mind-blowing gore fans of extreme horror and Splatterpunk will love! Nothing will be left to the imagination in this utterly disturbing and sickening series. Maggot Girl is definitely not the girl next door, unless you live next door to a psychopathic nymphomaniac from Hell!

Get your copy of MAGGOT GIRL on Amazon, and don’t forget to leave a review, (just a couple words helps more than you realize). It’s not on Goodreads yet, but my bet is that it will be posted by the end of the day.

I’ll edit in an author bio ASAP – Otis Bateman is a name you won’t soon forget!

Let me know what you think!

P, L, & Nūüíč (seems more relevant today, huh? haha!)

sg

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Book Reviews Horror horrotica splatterpunk

Regina Watts – ‘Dolcett Horrotica’

This work of transgressive horrotica explores concepts that some readers may find disturbing. Discretion is strongly advised.

Harold loves Dottie. Dottie loves Harold. Dottie and Harold both love Dolcett. Welcome to the first entry in a flavorful billionaire love story like you’ve never read before:¬†American Psycho¬†meets¬†50 Shades¬†on a bad acid trip.

Harold Fleetwood is pathetic.¬†Despite being the¬†billionaire CEO¬†of a major Fortune 500 company, he’s a divorc√© in his mid-fifties who can¬†hardly look a woman in the eye. His¬†dark compulsions and sick fantasies¬†fill him with shame and leave the Internet as his only outlet, not just for titillation, but for intimacy–until the day he discovers¬†bratty¬†Dottie Shipman, the¬†sexiest secretary in the office, has a¬†dirty little secret¬†she’s been hiding.

Turns out, Dottie is as intrigued by¬†taboo fantasies¬†as Harold is. Not only that, but she’s the artist he’s spent countless hours fantasizing with while wasting time in his¬†filthy-minded¬†chat room for fellow¬†lonely perverts. He’s terrified, and thrilled. After all these years of hiding his¬†intense, twisted desires¬†from everyone except the prostitutes he employs, sharing himself with this almost too-perfect woman seems like a recipe for¬†deadly consequences¬†from which no amount of money can save him.

Luckily for Harold, though, Dottie’s got¬†another secret.¬†An unbelievable secret. A secret that’s destined to change everything.

I cannot believe how awesome this turned out to be! No matter how hard I try, it’s hard to not start a new book without certain expectations… preconceived notions. I’m very happy to tell you how wrong those notions were! Don’t pick this up if you’re expecting a night of guilty pleasures – a bottle of wine, assorted cheeses, and fresh batteries aren’t on the menu tonight, because this isn’t a trashy bodice ripper. It ain’t your typical love story either, but Harold’s search for love and intimacy is a rocky road. Know what you’re reading, because seeing people leave shitty reviews in spite of the many, MANY warnings they were given is grating my sanity. (Amazon has hidden my reviews, yet I’m still reading reviews from people who state right there that they did not read the book!)

DOTTIE FOR YOU is a study in the extremity and violence of the human desire for intimacy.

Regina Watts

I know this isn’t my typical read, so this is far from a typical review, but this isn’t typical reading. There’s a whole new wave of horrotica coming, and it’s unlike anything we’ve seen before. No matter the sexuality, or the kink, everyone will be able to find something to ride out the wave on! (#fuckthoseclosets) I will most definitely be tearing through the rest this series, and I’ll be screaming its praises the entire time, so be prepared!

Stalk the author! Find Regina Watts on her website, on Painted Blind Publishing website, Goodreads, Instagram, Facebook, follow @WritesWatts on Twitter, BookSprout, and be sure to pick up Dottie, and all of Regina’s other books, on Amazon.

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Book Reviews Horror splatterpunk

CANNIBAL FAT CAMP by Mark C. Scioneaux & David C. Hayes

Boy, that escalated quickly.

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Mark C. Scioneaux & David C. Hayes

The school year is about to end, and Miles Landish is ready to start his summer vacation. Especially since he just got busted, again, for stealing his classmates lunches. Not just a Twinkie here, or a sandwich there – oh no. Miles had just binged his way down the hall, breaking into lockers along the way. If the embarrassment from being caught red handed wasn’t enough, he also split his pants bending over – flashing ‘The Goat’ to every teacher & student in the hallway!

The principal has had enough of Miles, and wants him to spend his senior year at another school. Well, if you’ve got snooty parents, and more money than God, you can pretty much write your own ticket – and his parents take full advantage of how much the school needs their financial support.

They put their heads together and come up with a mutually beneficial decision – send Miles to Camp Tum TumA weight control camp for spoiled teens, aka a Fat Camp for over privileged brats. Miles is nervous, but he knows that he needs this – he can’t lose weight on his own. He’s tried.

Camp Tum Tum is completely isolated, no phones, no computers, nothing to distract the campers. That’s a good idea, in theory. But when TSHTF, and there is no way to call for help – things spiral out of control faster than their will-power at an all you can eat buffet.

CFC is a great story, bonus for having a kick-ass title and the best cover art ever! I used to have full collections of Garbage Pail Kids, and the cover pic makes me want to jump on eBay and pay a fortune to start collecting again!

Buy CANNIBAL FAT CAMP on Amazon, then share your thoughts on Goodreads.

Also contains the short stories:
Glamgina by David C. Hayes
The Chest by Mark C. Scioneaux
That Other Plan from Outer Space by David C. Hayes
An Unexpected Hunt by Mark C. Scioneaux