I don’t know how I couldn’t share these terrible recipes from ZombieFightsShark! Check these things out… I’m giving them all up for lent. Dedication, baby!
Pumpkin Surprise
7 handfuls of Cool Ranch Doritos
Roughly a gallon of caramel sauce
1 can of pumpkin puree
1 smoked turkey leg from the Fair
Combine the Doritos and the caramel inside a freshly carved Jack-o-Lantern. Watch as it oozes out the eyeholes. Pretty neat, huh? Next, drizzle on the pumpkin puree. Maybe see what that feels like rubbed on your face. Gross? You bet. Put the whole mess in the front seat of your car and just drive, man, just drive. When you reach the border of the closest state, eat that turkey leg. You’ve earned it, buddy.
Farmer’s Stew
1 goat
7 gallons melted fish
Most vegetables
No salt
An unacceptable amount of paprika
Mix the goat and the melted fish in a cauldron over a roaring fire. Make witchy faces and noises. Curse your neighbor’s crops. IMPORTANT: Make sure you…
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