When I do have a book published, whether it’s a collection of my works or the biography of my awesomeness, I’m going to have this on the inside cover of every one. As cool as it would be to have someone use my book to fight off an angry grizzly, koala, or teddy, I can’t be held responsible for someone getting mauled, or cuddled, to death.

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